Sunday, July 10, 2011

We Got Skillz

We may appear timid, meek, submissive, and a little soft and chubby... in other words, not athletic.
But appearances can be deceiving.
That's right. Tonight I'm revealing a Stevens family secret. ... A secret so secretive that no one in the world knows about it. We didn't even know about it until we went for a family outing last week... and BAM! We discovered a gift that has been lying within us for years--just waiting to be unleashed upon our unfortunate opponents.
WE ARE TENNIS STARS!
I'm talking--unstoppable BEASTS on the court. Our very presence could intimidate the world's greatests! Agassi--slow. Williams--weak. McEnro--boring. Federer--comical. MUH HA HA HA!

Just look at this face!
It would send any "pro" crying home to his mommy!
Oh, and our form: EXQUISITE!
Our concentration: UNBREAKABLE!
Our understanding of the game: UNCANNY...
even if we're facing the wrong direction on the court.
And don't forget the most important element...
Our passion: EXPLOSIVE!
And do you know what the most astounding part of our extraordinary family talent is?
It's ageless. Even Ashton is force to be had!
Be afraid, people! Be very afraid!
And just where do we get these amazing genes from, you ask?
Well, just look for yourself!
I weep for the victim on the opposite side of the court about to receive this killer serve!
... Okay. Okay. We may not be tennis stars...
But we're great posers!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Dancing In the Rain

Our family has always loved rain storms. We often cuddle up in blankets and watch from the shelter of our deck or front porch. The kids love to count the seconds between the FLASH of the lightening and the BOOM of the thunder. Not even video games or television can compete with the show in the sky.
As the dark clouds rolled in tonight, we assumed our usual camp chairs and blankets, but our quiet, peaceful storm-watching tradition got a little... SILLY! Though the rain was coming down in sheets, the Stevens kids were clad in swimsuits and dancing without a care in the world. As I watched my children dance and leap with joy through the downpour, I was once again reminded that children are often the teachers. We all must learn to dance and smile through the storms of life.
"I am sure it is a great mistake always to know enough to go in when it rains. One may keep snug and dry by such knowledge, but one misses a world of loveliness." - Adeline Knapp
"Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain."
"And when it rains on your parade, look up rather than down. Without the rain, there would be no rainbow."
"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather." - John Ruskin
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
"Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella." - Terry Guillemets
"Clouds come floating into my life, no longer to carry rain or usher a storm, but to add color to my sunset sky." - Rabindranath Tagore
"Many a man curses the rain that falls upon his head, and knows not that it brings abundance to drive away the hunger." - Saint Basil
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet." - Roger Miller
"Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine." - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Money Woes

I left Kyler to babysit while I went to Kenna's baseball game today. Ashton and Carson were both asleep, so Kyler had plenty of quiet time to reflect and ponder on his life... through movie emails--one of his favorite past times. It looks like even eight year olds have buyer's regret! This email video made me giggle!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Makeover Madness

The other day, Kyler was enthralled while watching me apply mascara. "Does that hurt, Mom?" "Do you ever poke your eyeball, Mom?" Well, one thing lead to another, and pretty soon, a little lipgloss and mascara snowballed into three full-blown giggly makeovers! Let's just say that all mothers need a few photos for bribery purposes... and I hit the lottery!!




Oh, don't feel too sorry for them... Kyler's no dummy. He agreed to a makeover on one condition: That he got to give ME a makeover, and believe me--Paybacks are BRUTAL!! Here's his "Top Secret" makeover plans:
From the first swipe of lipgloss on my teeth, I knew this wasn't going to be pretty.
Pretty soon the whole gang got in on the fun.

After about 20 minutes of hysterical laughing and multiple ruined make-up brushes, my makeover was complete. Drumroll, please.... Ta-Dah!
Warning: This close-up shot might hurt your eyes.
Well, this makeover experience has taught me many things:
#1. I now know what I would look like with facial hair. Not a good look for me.
#2. My sons have fabulous eyelashes. What a shame.
#3. What comes around, definitely goes around!
#4. I'm never making a deal with Kyler again. He doesn't play nice.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

MAY

May... now that was a busy month! For a mom with several grade school aged kids, I actually think that May is busier than December. Graduations, plays, field trips, parties, recitals... it all happens in the merry month of May.
Are you ready for a really long post? Each of these pictures is one of twenty. Instead of 10 different May posts, you're getting the quick, condensed versions of the Stevens' month of May. Here we go:
Kyler's first starring role as The Tortoise!
His class performed a reader's theatre version of The Tortoise and the Hare, and Kyler was super green, super slow, and just plain super!
We seeded our yard!
For a 1 acre yard, this was no small task to do all on our own... but we did it! This picture says so much. Kyler just walked behind his Dad for hours as Justin raked, and raked, and raked, and seeded. This kid seriously loves being with his Dad.
McKenna as Betsy Ross in the Fourth Grade Wax Museum.
Each year, the fourth graders pick a famous person from history, research them, and then portray them as a wax figure. They each freeze, and when you push their button (sticker), they come to life and tell you their story. It's an awesome event and I learned so much!
The entire school attends the wax museum, so the fourth graders get to say their part about a gazillion times! Here's Kenna reciting her part.
Cousin Jaden as Meriweather Lewis!
McKenna's best friend as Helen Keller.
McKenna's Dance Recital!
McKenna took a Hip Hop class this year and had a blast! This girl was born to be a performer because she does not get nervous... ever! She eats up every minute in the spotlight. She really shines on stage... and I'm not just saying that because I'm a biased Mom. She really does!
Proud Parents
McKenna & Olivia (our neighbor and good friend!)
Carson Graduates from Preschool!
Talk about a ham on stage... Carson takes the prize! When his preschool teacher gave Carson his diploma, she told the audience that she is positive that Carson will end up on Broadway some day. Carson's cute class performed all of the songs they learned that year and each told something they had learned. Carson counted to 100 by 10's. When asked where he would like to live someday, Carson said, "In a ninja jungle... if ninja jungles were real." (That's classic Carson right there!) When asked what he would like to be when he grows up, he said, "An actor... or a ninja if ninjas were real."
Carson with his babelicious teacher!
Miss Natalie was so great with Carson. Carson was a handful, but she never complained. She would just tell me all the funny, random, inappropriate things he would say in class, and we would both just laugh and laugh!
We had a mini flood!
The water pressure in Ammon is super high. While I was showering, a pipe underneath my bathroom sink broke. I went into total frantic-panic mode, so with Justin's directions over the phone, it took me 6 minutes to get the water off. You'd be amazed how much damage 6 minutes of water can create. As I was sopping up water in the basement, I looked over at my little boys--only to see them having the most fantastic day of their life. The jumped in puddles, made water tracks, and just loved having Mom, Dad, and Grandpa Stevens in the basement with them all day. This is them drawing and munching animal crackers while I cleaned... Oh, to be a kid again! (And yes, they wore their P.J.'s all day.)
McKenna dancing in the Rimrock Talent Show!
McKenna performed her hip hop dance number as a solo in front of her entire school. (I was thrilled that we were getting a little more of our money's worth out of that simple, overly-costly dance costume!) She did great, and once again, wasn't nervous at all. The night before, I asked her if she'd like to practice her number. She responded, "Why?" I said, "Aren't you nervous at all to perform in front of your school?" She said, "Why should I be nervous?"
We met a camel!
Random. I know. A gas station in Ammon was having their grand opening, and as part of it, had a camel there to attract people. It worked. We pulled over and followed the camel around the parking lot for about 20 minutes in 50 mph winds! The boys were thrilled! P.S. Camels shed. Alot.
Fathers & Sons Camp Out!
Aw... the one part of May that I love! Fathers and Sons is like a holiday for me! It was rainy and cold, but the boys went anyway... because Justin is the best dad EVER! The boys survived the cold and even slept! McKenna got to sleep with me in my bed, and she thought that was pretty special. I just think that boys and girls having a few hours of separation is truly inspired. The Church is TRUE!
McKenna auditioned for the Extreme Ballroom Team...
and made it!
Idaho Falls has an incredible ballroom organization. It's pretty time intensive, but also one of the best teams in the country. Here is McKenna and cousin Jaden auditioning. (So cute!) They made different teams, but we're still excited that they both made it. It's pretty competitive. This ballroom thing is the next chapter for McKenna beginning this fall!
Kyler Beat Boxes in his Second Grade Talent Show!
Kyler stole his class talent show with this beat boxing skit. This recording doesn't do it justice. I had to turn off the camera for a few seconds while I ran and turned up his mic --so it doesn't show him taking each "sound" out of the box... but it's still pretty cool! Click on this link:
My world doesn't slow down... even when May is over. But though I complain, I really do know that these are best times of my life. I love watching my children learn, grow, and even embarrass and shock me! Kenna, Ky, Carson, and Ash are the joys of my life. I'm thankful for each and every busy day.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Ashton's Birthday Party

Just look at this birthday boy! Can he pose, or what? Ashton is developing the funnest personality! (By the way, no comments about the wrapping, please! I know it's Santa paper... It was all I had!)
The kids were so excited for Ashton to open his presents. (Birthdays are extremely exciting to them--even if it's not their own!) By the time Justin got home from work, the kids were about to burst from anticipation... especially Carson. He helped me wrap the gifts, and he just couldn't wait to get his hands on one gift in particular. Ashton loved the "unwrapping" part, but he was just too slow for the kids' patience. The kids kept trying to step in and take over for Ashton--so there's a lot of "hands off" and "he can do it!" and "if you touch that one more time..." yelling going on in our home video of the party. Eventually, itty bitty piece by itty bitty piece, Ashton unwrapped those gifts!
A Sit-n-Spin!
(His favorite toy in nursery.)
Ashton received a plethora of Elmo toys... his current hero.
I didn't give Ash a ball since he already has about 600 of them, but Grandma & Grandpa Stevens came through for Ashton with ball #601. Yep... Ash's favorite gift!
When it came time to sing "Happy Birthday," Ashton sang right along to himself. It was so funny! What a fun birthday... and what a fun boy!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Ashton at age 2

Happy Birthday to the youngest member of the Stevens clan:
ASHTON COLE!
In the past year, Ashton has emerged from a baby to silly, high energy, streak-loving little boy! With the help of his big brothers and sister, this fun little guy is learning the ropes of childhood fast! In honor of Ash's big day, here's a look at this vivacious kid at age two:

* Ash loves books, Elmo, mom's ipod, and the Wiggles. But his favorite toy of all time is still a ball. He's got some amazing skills for a 2-year-old. You can actually play catch with him... Really!

* Ash has recently discovered the wonders of costumes! His favorite combination is sunglasses, a cowboy hat, and these two necklaces. Here's Ash in his classic camera pose--arm up while leaning to the side!
* Ash is the official scripture retriever. At scripture time, Ashton runs to the drawer and finds everyone's scriptures and delivers them to the appropriate person. (He's learned whose is whose!) He also puts them away when we're finished--carrying at least two at a time. (He's a tough kid.) He absolutely loves this job and takes it very seriously!

* Ash is very popular with all of my piano students. One student in particular always asks the same question the moment he walks through my door each week: "Is Ashy awake?"

* Ash refuses to leave his bed without his two favorite blankets and binki.
* Ash has a special kinship with Grandpa Stevens. He just loves it when Grandpa uses his pen to tickle his face!

* Ash was born with the boy sound effect chip--and he makes sound effects all day long... as he throws and catches balls, jumps, runs, sits...

* At the mere age of two, Ash has already mastered the art of comedy. He'll do anything for a laugh! Here's Ashton putting on one of his goofy shows at lunch time...

* Ashton loves the B.Y.U. acapella group, Vocal Point. He demands this C.D. the moment we strap him in the car by screaming "We Will!" meaning the song, "We Will Rock You." He tries to sing and beat box along to the entire C.D. When we come home, he sometimes prefers to stay buckled in his car seat listening to the C.D. rather than getting out and going inside the house. Now that's a dye hard fan!

* Ashton has always been a long napper. He still naps 4-5 hours a day!

* Ash loves his Daddy's truck. He also loves sitting on his Dad's motorcycle making uncanny motorcycle noises. I swear... little boys come programmed.

* Ash really loves it when the kids' friends come over to play. He especially loves tormenting Carson and his buddies by chasing them around with a sword. They are scared to death of him... because he hasn't yet learned how to play soft.

* Ashton LOVES food, and he'll eat ANYTHING! If you don't believe me, watch this video of him devouring a lemon at Johnny Carinos.

* Ash gets great satisfaction by yelling "No!" and "My" (meaning 'mine') at least 100 times a day.

* Ashton is crazy talented at destroying anything if left alone for more than five minutes.

* Ashton has always been so good about going to bed. The second we say, "Time for bed," he puckers his lips like a fish and kisses every member of the family and then happily goes to bed.

* Ash's most used word is "uck." Meaning "Look!"

* When Ashton wakes in the morning, he'll just play and talk softly to himself forever until someone finally goes and gets him. He is such a good natured boy.

* Ashton loves running to greet Dad and the kids when they return home with a hug.

This past year has been a big one for Ashton, and the next promises to be even bigger... potty training, sentences... let the fun begin! Happy Birthday Ashton!