We may appear timid, meek, submissive, and a little soft and chubby... in other words, not athletic.
But appearances can be deceiving.
That's right. Tonight I'm revealing a Stevens family secret. ... A secret so secretive that no one in the world knows about it. We didn't even know about it until we went for a family outing last week... and BAM! We discovered a gift that has been lying within us for years--just waiting to be unleashed upon our unfortunate opponents.
WE ARE TENNIS STARS!
I'm talking--unstoppable BEASTS on the court. Our very presence could intimidate the world's greatests! Agassi--slow. Williams--weak. McEnro--boring. Federer--comical. MUH HA HA HA!
Just look at this face!
It would send any "pro" crying home to his mommy!
Oh, and our form: EXQUISITE!
Our concentration: UNBREAKABLE!
Our understanding of the game: UNCANNY...
even if we're facing the wrong direction on the court.
And don't forget the most important element...
Our passion: EXPLOSIVE!
And do you know what the most astounding part of our extraordinary family talent is?
It's ageless. Even Ashton is force to be had!
Be afraid, people! Be very afraid!
And just where do we get these amazing genes from, you ask?
Well, just look for yourself!
I weep for the victim on the opposite side of the court about to receive this killer serve!
... Okay. Okay. We may not be tennis stars...
But we're great posers!
2 comments:
I love tennis! Let me know if you ever want to get out and play.
Oh, JoLyn! You are too funny! You crack me up. Those are some great shots...I'd ask if you'd want to get together to play, but I am a bit intimidated! :)
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