Saturday, March 23, 2013

The Best Big "Brudder" Ever

To his teacher, he's the kid who talks a lot. To extended family, he's the one who doesn't eat. To his primary teachers, he's the one who sings really loud. To his sister, he's the one who makes her late for school every day. 
But to Ashton, Carson is EVERYTHING.
His wolf brother. His scalley wag matey. His target practice. 
Or in other words, the flip to his flop.
 Ashton sure lucked out being born after Carson... Why? Because he inherited the greatest play mate in the world. Carson's shining talent is "imagination"... the best thing that could ever happen to a younger three year old brother. Those two are never bored. Carson doesn't do bored. He is inspired by everything. After watching Les Miserables, they played "Jean Val Jean" for goodness sakes! (Whatever that is! But they liked it!) Their current favorite game is dressing head to toe in black as "Ninjas" and trying to somersault and dive throughout the house without anyone seeing them. Yes, they leave a constant trail of clothes and weapons throughout the house, but all they need is each other=Happy Mom!
This is them playing "Inventor and Assistant"!

This is them playing "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".

And this is them putting a spell on Kyler. 

Aside from playing, Carson has taken it upon himself to teach Ashton how to read.

As well as how to play the piano! (I love hearing Carson say, "No playing while I'm talking, Ashy." Wonder where he's heard that before?)

 Just today, I came upon this sight: Every stitch of clothing they had been wearing in a giant heap. What could they be up to now?

Sumo Wrestling. Of course.... I've learned that this is how brothers say "I love you."
Ashton calls all friends, "BRUDDERS." Caleb Warner is his "brudder". The boys in his preschool class are his "brudders". Even the kid at the park who becomes his friend for a brief five minutes is his "brudder". I think it's so cute, that I don't correct him. Especially because I know that (Thanks to Carson) Ashton has learned that a "Brudder" means exactly that -- a "Friend".

Friday, March 22, 2013

Kenna At Nationals... and "The Bun" - 2013

All year long, ballroom studios around the country put in hours of work and miles of dance steps for four days in March: The National Ballroom Championships. For a little dance company in Idaho, this week is their Olympic Games. After considering dozens of other scenarios about how to juggle the boys at home, work, and piano festival, it was decided that Justin, alone, would forge through this four day competition. I was pretty devastated. I was missing McKenna's Olympic moment! But Justin promised to make me feel like I was there... and he came through. In those four days, I received HUNDREDS of texts and pictures updating me on McKenna and Extremes every move.  Here is a glimpse of McKenna and Justin's trip to Nationals:

McKenna was missing three days of school, so being the good girl she is, she got right to work on her homework on the way down.

See how hard she is working?

 The Marriot Center.

"Brother Bear" wins First Place in Latin Division 2.
(They were disappointed to not make division 1, but winning first place in division 2 was the next best thing!)

"Home on the Range" wins First Place in Smooth Division 1.
(And might I add that they beat out BYU Youth... this has only happened one other time for Pre-Teen Gold in 10 years!)


In the individual syllabus event, McKenna and partner Brady were thrilled to win 3rd place in Samba/Paso! Only one other couple from Extreme placed in the syllabus events. This was a huge honor! McKenna loves telling people that in Samba, she is "third in the Nation!"

At these events, there are usually some celebrity sightings... Recognize this profile? This is Louis Van Amstel from Dancing with the Stars. He choreographs for Center Stage Ballroom Company in Utah.

And this guy was a judge... Yep. That's also a Dancing with the Stars alum: Jonathan Roberts. (Marie Osmond's partner!)

 Justin also sent me updates of the coolest and craziest costumes!

As well as all of the awesome food that McKenna and Justin were enjoying!

And all of their silly photos...

 And you might think that the next photos are silly, but they are SOOOOO NOT! They were the.... wait for it....
 HAIR PHOTOS!!!!
 Oh yes, these were REQUIRED photos. You see, I was just a tiny bit nervous about Justin doing slick-n-shiny buns, gluing on fake eye lashes, and applying stage make-up... only because he has never held a mascara wand or bobby pin in his life! (Hey, I didn't want my 12 year old looking like a clown... or worse, a hoochy mama! Can you blame me?) I went to great lengths to prepare Mr. Mom. I grouped and labeled all make-up items, typed out step-by-step instructions and even DREW a diagram of how to do the ever looming BUN! This came morning one for approval:

I was so very proud of that Dance Daddy. But to tell you the truth, I had no doubt that he could do it. If the man can build a house, he should be able to pin a bun, right? However, I was surprised at how quick my humble husband went from meek to mega cocky.
Me: "So, how was your first bun?"
Justin: "Pssshhh. So easy."
I then began receiving texts throughout the day that McKenna was dancing so well... probably due to "the most amazing bun she's ever worn." But I went from amused to officially annoyed when McKenna, herself, said that "Dad's bun was so so so, good, Mom! I think he does buns better than you." 
Stop right there. 
Crossing the line.

Check out Justin's work on Day 3:
(Just kidding! This was the work of a fellow Mom!)

Well, the battle of the buns will probably continue, but there was no arguing over the winners at Nationals. Move over Utah.... At the end of the week, it was announced that little ol' Extreme Ballroom from Idaho Falls, Idaho was the overall winner of the entire event!  Utah pools from thousands of kids. Idaho Falls does not. We are lucky to get 10 guys on a team! With these odds, it is simply AMAZING what this dance company is creating. We feel so blessed to be a part of this company!

McKenna had a fantastic experience... And I am definitely sure that she had a lot more fun with her dad than she would have had with her el-cheap-o-mom. I, for sure, would have been too sensible to indulge in the late-night pre-teen swims and the All-Night-Party! This mother is too fragile... sleep is required! But oh, not party-hardy, Dad! They played twister until 4 a.m for crying out loud!!

Many moms have since commented to me about how impressed they were with Justin. Few dads would have (#1) taken work off to help his wife or (#2) attended at all or (#3) attended happily or (#4) sat through hundreds of syllabus heats--listening to the same dumb song over and over to the point of insanity and (#5) become Mr. Fabulous Hair Extrodinare!! Yeah, he's pretty great.

It was a week of fun memories! I hope we (meaning ALL of us) get to do it again someday!
And my buns are better. Just sayin'.







Monday, March 11, 2013

Captioned Ballroom Photography

Ballroom is so much fun to watch... especially when it's danced by professionals. They make it look so easy! McKenna and Justin got the opportunity to watch three of the nation's top ranked pro's battle it out last week, and McKenna said that when the men danced the jive, it looked like they were FLYING! Yes, they literally make dance become art.
However, trying to capture images of this art form is quite another thing. Justin tried to take some pictures for me, and instead of basking in the beauty... we had a laughfest at the strange faces and positions caught in still photography.  
Just take a look at what happens when ballroom is photographed:

This is what happens when you forget to take a potty break...

"Oh snap... I seriously should have taken that potty break!"

This is what happens when you invite vampires to the competition...

 "My darling, I can only describe your beauty as... DELICIOUS!"

"I vant to suck you blood!"

This is what happens when you invite vampires AND blind zombies to the competition...

This is what a wardrobe malfunction looks like...

This is what happens when you combine ballroom and shock collars...

PRETTIER pictures of our little dancer to come...

Friday, March 1, 2013

Flashback Friday--October 2006

Another favorite. 
And that Power Ranger costume is still seen around the house daily. Great investment--that one!


Monday, February 25, 2013

Chocolatey Scouts

Another year, another miserable pinewood derby experience. 
(We seriously gotta figure out how to make faster cars. Is it that we're not cheating? Is there a parent pinewood derby class somewhere?) One thing is for sure, we are learning how to be gracious LOSERS! That's an important life skill, right? I think we are getting it down!

Here is Ky's chocoleriffic pinewood derby car--dedicated to Grandma Luke, of course! Sorry Grandma... the car made in honor of your M&M devotion was cute, but SLOOOOOOW! 



We also got to decorate a cake for the blue and gold banquet last week. Together, Kyler, McKenna, and I made this AWESOME pig hot tub cake! I spent half the day watching youtube videos on how to make homemade marshmallow fondant... thus the darling scout piggies! (Though darling, I wouldn't recommend fondant making--very messy and time consuming. I think my palms are still slightly dyed pink too.) However, unlike the car, our cake was a WINNER! Every scout there was fighting over who got to eat a PIG BUM! 
Yep... this cake (work of art) was sliced into about 15 minutes after it was completed. Kind of sad. Thank goodness it will live forever on the blog!




Friday, February 22, 2013

When Mom Leaves Her Phone Behind

There is nothing my children love more than getting a hold of my phone. It's always a joy to click on my phone photos--only to see 200 images of Ashton's tongue. A few weekends ago, I left my phone behind for McKenna while she was babysitting. The kids think it's so fun to take pictures of themselves, but what they don't realize is that they are incriminating themselves. Here are just a few of the things that go on when mom leaves her phone behind during a two hour period...
Abuse to the Little People

Gobs of Adolescent Self Portraits


Enormous Amounts of Weirdness



And Messy House Evidence

The real question is: Do I WANT to know what's going on when I'm gone?

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Flashback Friday - 2003

I thought it might be fun to remember some images that came way before the blogging era... on Fridays! Here is one of my favorites of fearless McKenna Lyn from 2003. Seems like yesterday.