Friday, February 17, 2012

The Race Of Your Son's Life

Growing up with a bunch of sisters, I had heard of Pine Wood Derby's, but never actually attended one.  Now that I have been baptized by fire into the world of Scouting, here's a "Head's Up" for all you unexperienced "boy moms" like me:  This Pine Wood Derby thing is a big, big, Big deal for sons and fathers alike!  I started to catch on when I found Justin and Kyler huddled over their sketch/dimension plan plotting and planning away.  I actually heard Justin say, "You see these axles, Kyler?  We're going to polish the crap out of them!"  I doubled over in laughter and immediately received glares of death.  I apparently had made light of something truly sacred.  



Kyler's car went through several phases of sanding, paint, and adjustments.  Justin has built many incredible things in his life time--including homes and furniture--but to Kyler, this little blue car was his father's greatest masterpiece.  He was so proud of it.  Everyone who stopped by our home got to view his work of art.  He just knew he had something special.  


On the night of the big race, I started to get really nervous.  We were first-timers after all.  I had no idea how his car would stack up against the others.  What if it was the slowest?  Kyler's expectations were set so high--I knew he was going to be shattered if his car didn't pull through.  His faith, however, was steadfast and immovable... which made me all the more nervous!

Great friends–Kyler & Brady–posing with what they both know are winning cars!

Hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, and cars... sounds like a boy's dream, right?
It was.

The line-up.

Love this picture of Carson sitting just behind the Scouts!  He can't wait to be a Boy Scout too!

After months of anticipation and craftsmanship, it was finally time. 
"Gentlemen, start your engines!!"


And.... Kyler's car was definitely not the fastest.  Each car got to race every other car in every lane–meaning they got to race tons of times... and Kyler's car only won once.  Kyler was truly perplexed!  How could his perfect dream car not be winning?  As the night wore on, his shoulders slumped lower and lower.  And little boys, by the way, are not sweet and polite like achievement girls.  To the poor losers, the winners would taunt, "In your face!!" and "Take that!" or "Ha!"

But just when we were sure that Kyler would crumple into tears at any moment, a miracle happened.  The track man brought out... "THE CIRCLE OF DEATH!"  The track was re-set and the boys began chanting and jumping up and down.  Whose car would survive this deadly maneuver?  One by one, the cars failed... except for Kyler's which sailed around the loop perfectly!  Oh, Circle of Death, you saved my little boy's night!  Bless you, Circle of Death.  Bless you.

Kyler's car didn't come close to winning, but he took home the award for "Sportiest Looking Car." 
 That smile?  Sincere and truly proud! 

In the end, we learned that "winning" isn't everything.  It's about the experience, the time spent with Dad, the excitement, the anticipation, and good ol' fashion competition.  (But look out 17th ward!  By the time Ashton's eight, we're gonna have this Pine Wood Derby race figured out!)



Thursday, February 16, 2012

Real Life

Sometimes, blogs remind me of reality television: a view of life that's supposed to appear real, but isn't.  If I'm not in the right mood, blogs can annoy or depress me... pictures of perfect people dressed in their perfectly fashionable clothes making their perfect crafts in their perfectly clean houses.  I can only take so much before I'm feeling terribly imperfect.

So, I thought I'd share with you what the Stevens home is really, REALLY like 100% of the time.  May I present an untouched, non-posed look at our family room... or a more accurate, REAL, description of this room would be, "The WWF-Power Ranger-Samarii-War Zone." Welcome to my life everyone! Enjoy and protect yourself.




P.S.  I'm pretty sure the 2 year old on the couch is playing with my phone which he has stealthily snuck from my purse and is proceeding to take 200 pictures and videos of himself which I will later have to delete one by one.

Monday, January 16, 2012

A Cheeky Discovery

Last night, I was washing the dishes while the kids took baths.  Ashton came running in, stopped with his back towards me, and said, "Look Mom."  I glanced down, didn't notice anything, and continued drying dishes.  He repeated, "Look Mom!"  That's when I spotted it... his new-found discovery.  Can you spot the Star Wars figurine light saber? 

Oh the bum... so many uses.  You can sit on it, shake it... even store toys in it! 
Who knew?  What can I say... my kid's a genius.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

A Nativity to Remember

If you're a Stevens, the annual Christmas Eve Nativity re-inactment is serious business.  Grandma Stevens keeps track of which grandchild plays which part each year--so that everyone gets equal "Star" time.  After checking her records, she discovered that Kyler has never played Joseph... ever.  This isn't because he hasn't had the opportunity.  Year after year, Kyler has declined the role, saying he just prefers the Wise Man part better.  Well, when I pressed him further this year about why he refuses to play Joseph, I got the real truth.  Kyler (who has always taken life very seriously) does not like the idea of being MARRIED to his sister or cousin... even for a 10 minute skit, once a year!  I tried to convince him that Joseph was such a cool guy, and that it would be an honor to play his part, but Kyler simply wasn't having it.  I let it go.   You can imagine my surprise, then, when Kyler happily suited up in the Joseph garb and beard on Christmas Eve!  The biggest surprise of the night, though, was not Kyler... You know that 2-year-old of mine who runs a million miles a minute, destroying everything in his path?  That busy, ever-in-motion, little boy crawled up in that manger and pulled off the most sweet, docile, calm Baby Jesus you've ever seen!  Sleeping on cue, smiling on cue... you name it.  He stole the show---and how appropriate, being that Baby Jesus IS the star of story and all!   It was nothing short of a Christmas miracle.

Ashton as Baby Jesus

Jaden & McKenna

Carson as the Inn Keeper




Second greatest moment of the night.... When the Wise Men presented their gifts to Baby Jesus, Ashton sat right up and accepted them!  He then proceeded to open the gift, pull out the gold beads, and drape them around his neck.  It was so funny!

Number one moment of the night.... When Ashton pretended to fall asleep while we sang the closing number, "Silent Night."  He truly understood that this play was all about him.  He loved that everyone was circled around him, gazing at him, singing to him... He ate up every moment.  Move over, Lady Gaga!  I think we may have a male diva on our hands!  Look out, World!  A Star is Born!

 The Stevens Family--Bethlehemfied!

As always, a wonderful and memorable Christmas Eve!  
Thank you, Grandma & Grandpa Stevens, for always making it so special!




Monday, January 9, 2012

Christmas Eve - Part 1

Christmas Eve... I think it just might be the funnest day of the whole entire year... with the exception of Mother's Day, of course!  My kids woke up with so much excitement that I thought they might burst.  Especially Kyler!  In order to keep the sanity at a reasonable level, we started partying at noon.  We had to keep those kids busy!

Somehow our plastic, dollar store goblets make any celebration extra "sh-mancy" and special.  Since Grandma Stevens hosts a fun Christmas Eve dinner every year, I always try to make a fun, festive lunch.  As you can see, Kyler was really on one that day.  He looks like a mad man in almost every single one of these photos!
  

We have a tradition of everyone one pronouncing a Christmas toast.   Yes, I know this a drinking tradition, but my kids think it's super cool.  They could clink those glasses together all day long!  I think Justin's toast went something like... 
"Here's to a very Merry Chirstmas & Good riddance 2011!"
I concur!

I purposefully planned a "Gingerbread" themed day to go along with the kid's Christmas Eve gift.  I had been saving this kit all month long... they were so happy to finally make it!  (Oh Kyler...)

Next up, gingerbread-shaped sugar cookies for Santa!
 (Ky--you're killing me.)

Ashton thoroughly enjoyed this activity... especially the eating part!

This picture reminds of Grandpa Stevens.
Looks like "frosting love" runs in the family.

After hours of begging, I relented and let the kids open their Christmas Eve jammies at 3:30 p.m.  No, it wasn't even close to dark yet, but I couldn't hold them off any longer.  I was a little nervous that they might not like them, but they were so hyped up, I think I could have given them rags and they would have been thrilled! They love their annual Christmas jams!  Super sad note:  I think this will be the last year for them to have matching pajamas... sniff, sniff.  Kenna's sadly officially in Gymboree's largest size.  BOO HOOOOO!!!  
(Give me a moment.)  
Alright, I'm okay. 
 Now, prepare yourself for a seriously silly P.J. photo shoot:





Are you confused?  They're trying to be gingerbread men.
Ash, however, had no idea what that meant obviously!

Really Kyler?  This could've been the cutest photo ever!  (Sigh.)

I don't know... I think they're excited! 
 
Tune it later for the funniest Christmas Eve Nativity ever. 

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Pictures of December

25 days.  That's all we get to pack in all the parties, traditions, worship, and magic of Christmas.  These 25 days always feel like a blur to me... so much to do in not enough time!  Here's a glimpse at our month in pictures.

A miracle happened and we had a spare two minutes before church for a mini photo shoot.  I need to mention that my children's beautiful clothes (from head to toe) were passed down to us from the Magleby family.  They have dressed my children since McKenna's birth.  Their generosity is unbelievable.  Every time we see them, they're giving us boxes of clothes and shoes, toys, food... so much.  We can never re-pay them. They have blessed our life so much.  Thank you Brooke & Brett!

So grown up and so pretty.
 This is her last Christmas in Primary!

Carson's Kindergarten Christmas Party. 
 Ashton went to every station--having the time of his life!

On the last day of school before Christmas vacation, the kids were bursting with Christmas Spirit... so much that Kyler asked to wear an elf hat... very uncharacteristic for his 'cool' persona! 

Carson asked me to paint his shoes black so he looked more like Santa!

9:00 a.m. on the first day of Christmas vacation.  This is my backyard by the way.  We live in the best neighborhood.  This wouldn't be allowed in most subdivisions, but our neighbors are super cool. 

I risked my life to snap this picture with my phone and endured sneers from Santa's elves afterwards!  They aren't too jolly if you don't pay $20 bucks for their photo.  This is also the first time that ALL of my children are in a photo with Santa.  There's usually one child bawling and totally terrified (usually Kyler)--so this was a first!

Letters to Santa--amongst the clothes in Macy's.  

Even with a stupid 5th grade teacher who almost ruined the magic of Christmas, we all still BELIEVE!!