At Least He's Honest!

Carson's primary teachers told me the oddest thing a few Sundays ago... they said they refer to Carson as "Carcinogen." Isn't that a cancer causing agent? I thought that was odd... until I got that chance to substitute in primary and see for myself, first hand, what a hand full my son is! Well, ever since then, we ask Carson after church if he was good in primary. Today, his reply was:

"Well, I was a little bit good... but mostly bad."